Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.

Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.

by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018

Leafy Implant

A leafy implant is when somebody gets an implant to remove their chin.

"This girl needs a Leafy implant" -DarthFader

by Darthfaderclone November 14, 2018

co-imperative conflation

The complete (imperative) overlap between the boundaries of the phenomenological and the phenomenal.

Co-mperative conflation includes a complete overlap between the boundaries of synthetic dialectics and intersubjectivity; deontology (law) and science; and naturalism and monotheism respectively.

Reveals the phenomenal to be fiction ie. the internalized space of the contiguous is completely devoid of value in accordance with Nietzsche's paradigm of nihilism.

Fiction-theory.

The co-imperative contrapositive to contiguity.

Co-imperative conflation is counter-posed by co-imperative contiguity in which all conformal circles intersect at a single point (in contrast to an infinite number of points).

Co-imperative contiguity reveals the monotheistic (one God) divinity to be fiction which is later replaced by the meta-apeirotheistic (infinite self-God) sublimity.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 23, 2018

The impossible cartwheel

When two gay dudes do cartwheels trying to high five their weiners but cant so they keep trying.

Tim and Ed try to do the impossible cartwheel but instead always smack each other in the face with their dicks.

by #mr.swordfighter May 23, 2019

manic impressive

Someone who will not STFU until you either agree with them, walk away, or kill them.

Jim went manic impressive on me. Was tempted to whack him but decided it wasn’t worth it and walked away.

by nbender April 11, 2019

china impalatror

A 12 year old kid who pretends to be chinese, and repeatedly talks about their chinese heritage on minecraft, skype, or youtube

china impalatror: HeY I aM cHiNesE beCauSe i UsED a Chop StIcK OnCE
everyone else: oh god not again

by a crap August 29, 2019

Zach Impact

The best North American Champion in history, fka TheKingOfX'sThrone, because he clapped X Factor's cheeks.

"Did you see Zach Impact?"

"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"

"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"

by ZachImpact19 October 15, 2019