Cunt Kabob

A woman/bitch who is very skinny who you believe is a cunt.

That girl is a Cunt Kabob.

by Raked January 10, 2008

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Cunt-Gut

N: Similar to Camel-Toe camel toe
pronounced or protruding labia major.

"Crikey Laura, get that Lycra Pant suit off, everyone can see you Cunt-Gut"

by Big Tones the knowledgeable November 16, 2003

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cunt punt

The act of kicking a female in her vagina

We were making out and when i accidentally bit his tongue, he tried to cunt punt me and then dumped me. I hate guys.

by twatblocker March 8, 2011

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A popular phrase in Sothern England most frequently used when ones drinking companion has consumed far too many alcoholic drinks or mind-altering substances on a night out.

Can be used in place of the more traditional fucked, munted, wankered etc.

"Fuck me John, you're shit cunted"

by nuffcuts66 January 2, 2005

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Cunt Wagon

An especially vial breed of woman. Also, an argumentative "twat" who has a secret desire to wield a penis.

Cunt wagon was first used in Boise, Idaho man they called "Twig". He coined to the phrase because no other word(s) would suitably describe the Cunt Wagon that he had to work with.

Cunt Wagon can be used as a verb, adjective or noun.

Noun:
Listen closely you fucking CUNT WAGON.... I will not be paying for dinner without first seeing my balls upon your chin.

Verb:
What happened?! Your sister just Cunt Wagoned me... the dirty whore.

Adjective:
How was football practice? It was Cunt Wagonesque....

by Cock_Bastard August 5, 2011

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cunt coat

A term used to describe an unshaved non-trimmed natural female pubic hair bush surrounding the vagina. Originating from the lips of L.G. out of Long Beach.

"Damn girl I just ate that poon and you got some salty lips."

"Yeh I get sweaty down there on hot days."

"Course your gonna get sweaty with that winter length cunt coat"

by paul mathus August 18, 2007

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