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poopy man

a large piece of fecal matter that climbs out of the toilet and eats you. and screws yo momma
damn man did you see the poopy man last night...nahh man my ass hid...but i sure did hear my momma a yellin
by sexy anus January 2, 2008
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Man Boy

n. A male over the age of 25 who exhibits two of the following traits: a) Lives with his parents; b) Is employed by or finanically dependent on his parents; c) Has an unusally and awkward relationship with his mother; d) is on all social networking websites; e) works in one of the following professions: Realtor, Developer, "Entrepreneur", Party Planner, Insurance, or Pay Day Loans
The Man Boy told his new girlfriend that he doesn't live with his mommy, his mommy lives with him, fo shizzel!
by Despot Ruler January 15, 2010
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MAN-pon

To insert a towel or wash rag of some sort in ones rectal cheeks to prevent a shart and/or liquidy number 2's
One is out all night drinking and partying and has visited the bathroom more then once experiencing explosive diarea, thats when a MAN-pon comes in handy.. it is keeping it from leakage.
by Mr.Fantastic- March 25, 2008
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man hoe

a man who flirts and goes with every girl in site or in school
Andre Scott is my dog but he is a man hoe.
by BR33ZY_BR33 January 20, 2008
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man clam

when you're wearing tight pants, and you kneel down for something, and the seam splits your ballsack creating a man clam
The other day at work, Ray picked up a box of paper and had a giant man clam going.
by cornwreck March 25, 2009
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man bunning

(v): the act of sporting a man bun. Can be expanded to many forms, including but not limited to: man bunned, man bunner, and man bunnery.
There is way too much man bunning going on at this John Mayer concert
by Ron_diggity February 25, 2014
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man sword

My boyfriend can cure make magic with his man-sword
by Sparki October 6, 2003
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