Google

the biggest dickwad ever you close an add and report it then it pops up again

google fricking sucks

by Archangle1036 May 8, 2019

googlefiverandomcharacters

Google 5 random letters. You will always, 100% of the time, get a result

Me: I will googlefiverandomcharacters
::types kfcpg in the search bar::
::gets a result::

by FranchuFranchu June 8, 2019

googetty my geshwargen

Slang. It literally means the act of having sex. It’s from season 4 episode 21 of family guy. Quagmire says that for the reason why he married the maid.

Maid: why did you marry me? Quagmire: so you can googetty my geshwargen!

by B-rizzle June 18, 2019

google irony

something faggots say as a bitch ass rebuttal to an overwhelmingly cunning and funny statement

“hey you’re kinda gay”
“gOoGLe iRonY😎”
translation
“hey you’re kinda gay”
“i have brain damage”

by 1:11AM July 2, 2019

Google

the biggest online search engine

You know I can google that in like 3 seconds right.

by redbandit 4 July 16, 2019

Googles Karma

The act of having a argument about something being more or less right than the other so you google it and you were right

Friend: Did you know Mcdonalds is better than wendy's?
You: No mcdonalds SUCKS
Friend: Im sorry what did you just say?
You: i said mcdonald's sucks!!
Friend: Well at least mcdonalds has real meat and unrefrigerated

You: Ok i'll google it
You: *Shows that i'm right*

Friend: Thats fake
You: Stop denying it thats just googles karma

by MotherEureka July 22, 2019

Googlectomy

The removal of all google products from your smart phone

Apple stock is up $17.00 today bro, looks like I’m going to have to schedule a googlectomy

by Audreyxoxo July 22, 2019