fuck rag

An insult, but also the rag that is used to clean up after having a fuck with someone, thus fuck rag.

"You cum-drenched fuck rag"

fuck rag by your mom March 10, 2003

fuck authority 

A phrase that is meant to be said when you are having second thoughts about performing an illegal or prohibitted act.

Dude drinking and driving is illegal.
Fuck authority!!

fuck authority by Bubnasty January 28, 2008

fuck gut 

When a chick has extra fat in her lower abdomen that stands out against the rest of her body. She looks like she might be pregnant, but she isn't. Speculation occurs that she fucks a lot, hence the gut. Not to be confused with pb or FUPA.

"OMG look at that hot chick with the fuck gut! Sexy. She'll love my monster dick."

fuck gut by Geno Led July 13, 2009

fuck and cover 

Having sex with an ugly man and then covering him up with a sheet.

"i cant believe you slept with him"
"i know! i had to fuck and cover"

fuck and cover by Elab September 21, 2009

Fuck Pot 

Fuck pot: An individual who is as big an asshole as s/he is an idiot. They cannot be trusted with even the simplest of tasks, as their inferior brain's cannot process the requirement to actually think. It is a bad idea to give them any form of responsibility, as it is a certainty that they will fuck it up. Do not let them drive, be in charge of any major organisations or lend them anything. Letting them out in public is up to your discretion, but we highly advise against it.

Person A: "Hey, could you lend me that ********** CD?"
Person B: "No. You are a fuck pot. I'll never get it back"
Person A: *drool* "Butterfly!"
Person B: *face-palm*

Fuck Pot by Starkid Tamie March 4, 2011

fuck bumps 

tits, jugs, breasts, hooters, melons, fun bags, ta tas, knockers, titties, boobs, tig ol bitties, mammaries, honkers, teats, milk wagons, chesticles

Barry: "I still can't believe you fingerbanged that tard."

Scott: "That wasn't me. It was my brother. She did have a nice set of fuck bumps on her, so I can't say that I blame him.

Barry: "You've been denying that since Moses was wearing short pants."

fuck bumps by cunthooks April 24, 2011

Fuck Your Shelf 

The act of telling people off that consistently misspell words in their statuses and in other aspects of life. The "your" can be substituted with "them" when the action is towards someone else or to "my" when regarding yourself (or your shelf). The "shelf" is supposed to "self" in proper English. Can also be used as FMS, FYS or FTS as abbreviations.

For the fact that you always misspell on Facebook, you can go fuck your shelf!

Why is this day dragging on? FMS

I'm in the mood to tell somebody to go fuck them shelf.

Fuck Your Shelf by FMS Man October 4, 2011