fuck tard

Someone you cannot fucking believe is not retarded.

by ExcuseMySarcasm October 2, 2003

fucking magnets

a line from the song miricles by insane clown posse, possibly one of the stupidest songs ever, in the song they ask easily answerd questions that somehow they just cant figure out like "why do some mountains have presidents on them?", or "why are my kids black?"

ICP: fucking magnets how do they work?

4th grade science teacher: positrons from one magnet are atracted to electrons from another

ICP: wtf? h4x

by blakizzle April 19, 2010

Fuck Top

A way that some french people (mostly from Quebec, Canada), think "fucked up" is written. It's mostly use in a "good" way, to mean that something is nice instead of saying that something is truly fucked up

Bob: Man, This trick was so fuck top!

John: You're right, man!

by Rooked October 18, 2010

Fuck Boy

- A Boy Who Will Make you catch feelings until you are willing to give up your body then Leave you.

Jason is a fuck boy

by Hb💔☺️ May 6, 2015

fuck me

what to say when u wake up earley and relize you didnt do your home work

FUCK ME i didnt do my home work

by K dogg January 16, 2003

fuck number

according to Katt Williams, a fuck number is the number of times it takes to hump a girl before a guy cums. Can be determined by jacking off and counting. For a girl, it is determined by the number of times she gets pounded before she has an orgasm.

"Dude my fuck number is 130... i takes me a long as time before I finished"

"Haha man i make it quick. i keep mines at 34!"

by Eurochris2 January 4, 2009

Dead fuck

When proceeding to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex, your partner appears to die. Foreplay can be very active and passionate, but once the penis is inserted into the women she becomes incapacitated.

"that was the worst sex of my life, that girl was a dead fuck"
"kim is a dead fuck"
"i was unsuccessful at bringing her back to life, sally is a dead fuck"

by Hank the skank July 30, 2008