dead fish 

a person when making out will just lie there straight as a board and have the monkey look on face when trying to make out, there is no contact, no feeling of others ass or fondaling of the nuts, nothing stiff as a board and stays there the whole time.

heather connors

dead fish by mike choch April 26, 2003

Zak Fish 

A zak Fish is someone who is secretly gay.

Man Bob is a real Zak Fish

Zak Fish by BobJoe the Monkey Hoe February 26, 2010

Elena's Fish Oil 

When a woman grabs a man's comb or hairbrush and uses it to pleasure herself (called hairbrushin). Leaving a thin coating of sparkling fluid that bonds with the man's hair when he unwittingly uses the item to style his hair. The end result is an subliminal aroma that causes instant jealousy in women and admiration in men. Not to be confused with Harvey's bristol cream.

Joan noticing the flacid nature of Lucas's hair decided what he really needed was a fine bit of Elena's fish oil to give him a little lift to his sagging coiffure. Little did she know, Lucas was the talk of the town the whole next day

Elena's Fish Oil by Phillis S. Mallets January 14, 2010

Joe Fish 

The runny diarrhea you get after having a cock go too far up your ass after gay sex.

I think I have to Joe Fish. You should not have stuck your cock up my ass that far.

Joe Fish by CSharp Rules June 10, 2006

sexy fish 

when someone is just to sexy

" im going out tonight and im going to find myself a sexy fish"

"my boyfriend/girlfriend is one hell of a sexy fish"

sexy fish by mancman March 8, 2010

killer fish from san diego 

big bad fish from a video that extends his mouth and is from san diego also appears in a lego roblox game named item asylum

guy 1: hey have u heard of the killer fish from san diego he has already killed 50 persons

guy 2: OH NO

killer fish from san diego by azuwka August 13, 2021

chocolate star-fish 

Is a gay euphemistic innuendo to refer to an anus. Usually used in a context where one would like to rim someone. It's metaphorical to the orifice of the human rectum that looks like a star-fish and is darker in color than the rest of the skin.

So, me and David fooled around last night, it wasn't long before I ate his chocolate star-fish... Yum!

chocolate star-fish by TheZooofRekt July 3, 2014