Bitch Tits Magee

A man that is so fat that his tits hang down past his Penis.

Man1: Wow, That guy is so fat!
Man2: I know hes a real Bitch Tits Magee

by Huzaku September 6, 2009

Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015

Sucking Hind Tit

The unfortunate bastard that is in last place.

Getting the worst of what's left because you're weak and/or slow.

The tit closest to the pigs smelly asshole left for the runt.

Most undesirable and least most nourishing tit.

WOW!, he is really sucking hind tit in Fantasy Football this year - he hasn't won a game!

by Exodusarchangel September 25, 2018

ski ramp tits

usually small tits that have the appearance of a ski ramp because they swoop down and curve up as ski ramps do.

Hannah has ski ramp tits that usually get felt up by guys named Will =)

by Aubhankar June 11, 2009

shimmying arm tits

The excess arm lard on a massive person or commeon folk. When they start to move the lard on their arm starts shimmying like wild tits.

Arnold wanted to holler at lisa, but then she took off her sweater and revealed her tank top. As she was walking the wind and her sudden movements made it clear that she had shimmying arm tits...

Arnold still wanted to holler since he wanted to suck Lisas shimmying arm tits.

Arnold is grimy.

by Mil 2 May 14, 2008

Pointed Tits of Sorrow

A female that has pointy tits pointing down. The suffix 'of Sorrow' relates the the tits pointing down to Hell and eternal sorrow.

In the movie Alexander, that chick that Colin Farrell has sex with has Pointed Tits of Sorrow.

by _Aydin_ January 24, 2009

fat girl tits

Tits on a girl that are huge, but only because she is obese. Because technically they still are "Big Tits", girls with them still think they are hot and usually brag about them whenever they post a personal ad. Same as calorie tits.

"SWF, 36 with ample chest"

Typical ad from a girl with fat girl tits.

by xzybit November 2, 2006