John Carter 

jackass and a noob as well as never wrong

Quit acting like a john Carter

John Carter by Cool space ranger December 22, 2019

John Wick 

Its when you jump over a table butt naked, and stick your dick in a pussy.
This is usually done when a dumb bitch gets shot after not making a sandwich for their man while watching John wick 3 Parabellum, now on dvd or you ripped it off you fat cunt

yo this dumb bitch karen took the kids so I john wicked her in her internal schrodum

John Wick by breakfestbitch December 23, 2019

John K 

A really great guy who is talented in more ways than one. He’s very funny, sweet, and an all around great person to be with! (in a nutshell the best person ever :D )

Ava: I like John K a lot, he’s the sweetest ever and is always saying nice things to me that make my heart flutter.

Bria: *bark*

Ava: Aw i know right :)

John K by LoLfArtsFARTS March 11, 2020

John Carney

(v.) To completely botch something you've been doing routinely for years.

(n.) Kicker for the New Orleans Saints. Also kicked for the San Diego Chargers.

(v.) I was shaving my face this morning and Carneyed it badly, now it's got a big ol' scar that will never go away.

(n.) San Diego is happy that they don't have John Carney on their team anymore.

John Carney by d-Mack April 16, 2006

John F. Kennedy 

Sex move: cumming on a woman's face while she screams to get out of the back seat of the car.

Let's try my favorite sex move... the John F. Kennedy... I explode on your face while you scream and try and get out of the car.

John F. Kennedy by 3d3d3d3 November 23, 2016

John Clark 

John Clark is a kind and hot guy. He is caring and a bit shy. He has blonde hair and green-blue eyes. He has all A’s and is on the football team. He loves Disney world and country music. His hobby is fishing, Everybody could use a John Clark in their life.

Wow, John Clark is so good at football!

John Clark by Amroniecal234 October 27, 2018

John Robin

A huge fucking asshole. The worst brother ever. Piece of shit.

Tim: Stop being such a John Robin!

John Robin by trspitfire93 February 20, 2019