A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.
Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 3, 2021
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Get the Boner Boatmug. 1. When a person boasts about another person's greatness or ability.
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Wow, Ed's friends are like pawns, they boner fuel him then wonder why he gets all the ass.
Boner fueling other guys is a great way to get them laid and for you to be empty-handed.
Boner fueling other guys is a great way to get them laid and for you to be empty-handed.
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