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beat the game 

(v) 1. When you drink so much that by the end of the night, you are stone cold sober.
2. When a man has sex for so long that the girl becomes dry before he gets a chance to come.
1. "Dude, last night I drank so much that I beat the game. The whole bottle of Tequila was gone, and yet I was making perfect sense!"

2. Person: "Dude, Lisa and I fucked for 6 hours last night... she dried up before I could get off!"
Buddy: "You beat the game!"
beat the game by DoctaJ August 19, 2007
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The Gush 

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.
"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".
The Gush by monkey November 11, 2003

the ground

nickname for alcohol.

Word origin is when Jesse Zeller was at a party in which he drunkenly blurted out, "All You Need Is The Ground". Soon after that, people at that party started calling alcohol, the ground.
Jesse: COLE!!!!
Cole: what?!
Jesse: All you need is the ground
the ground by Cds September 23, 2004

off the grid 

Subscribing to AT&T wireless service in New York City or San Francisco.
Just got my new iPhone and AT&T service... I've decided to go off the grid.
This distance between a girls legs directly below her pubis symphsis.

(There is a slight distance decrease as the inner thigh usually bulges in, about 1-1.5" down from the perineal. This is natural in even the most perfect 18 year old specimens)

GAP TEST

Tell your woman to get in her bikini. Instruct her to stand in an upright and standing position, as if she was waiting in line at the grocery store with food that she will cook for you later tonight.
With her facing directly in front of you, make sure that her ankles are touching each other.
From her ankles to her crouch, the inside of her legs should never touch. Ever. This is the GAP TEST. If her legs do touch, you will need to consider taking drastic measures to remedy the situation.
Calling her fat will not help, add -ass to the end of it, that usually increases response time.

Also see The Bridge and The Valley to learn other important female attributes.
"Dude, did you see the gap on that chick?!!"

"Yes dude, she must be an import"
The Gap by Fireball 53 July 27, 2009

Jamesing the Giant Peach

While having anal sex you cum inside of her ass. This sprouts from the childrens book James and the giant Peach where James COMES inside the giant peach. Its a play on words where Peach represents the ass and coming is self explanatory.
So me and her were doing anal and I totally James'd her Giant Peach! (Jamesing the Giant Peach)