Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.

Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.

by BPaws August 16, 2016

full montigue

The act of showing your testicles, while holding a dime on your scrotum, to a Jew.

I offered my neighbors a Full Montigue, from my deck last night.

by Richard Heinreck July 17, 2016

ashley montoya

an awesome person who can be anyone's friend. she loves to joke around and is always sarcastic. but even if she fights with people she still cares and will always love u no matter what because thats what a true bestie is. also she doesn't give two shits about anyone

Jennifer Shim will always be Ashley Montoya's best friend forever. 😊✨💎💎✨💎💎✨
💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
✨💎💎💎💎💎✨
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by _.itsme._ June 12, 2016

jesus montano

a handsome man, that pulls many girls. he's very popular, and many people enjoy his company. he also tends to have a short temper but long penis.

That guy must be a Jesus Montano *heart eyes*

by GVibez November 17, 2016

gross monthly income

An individual's total personal income, before accounting for taxes or deductions.

My gross monthly income is $1,500.

by KlickAndABass December 13, 2016

angel montañes

Angel its an extremely ANGERY and hairy guy, he likes to play with the noentiendo swich and he always use the :v face

:VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV "angel montañes 2018"

by adrianraider March 13, 2017

d'montra

D'montra is a smart, Intelligent person who can fit in with both crowds. But he as also a lazy asshole who thinks he knows everything. Some might even says he looks like Little Bill or Caliou.

I have a friend named D'montra.

by Ryan Terrkish May 19, 2017