woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.

Their children woke up dead.

by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023

Dead

A term that originated from season 5 of the television show "Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir" after the ship Ladynoir became platonic

Oh my gosh have you seen season 5? Ladynoir is so dead.

by ExiledRaccoon March 27, 2023

Dead nut

When you put one balls in her pussy with y and when you take them out, they’re numb from lack of circulation.

Things got real freaky last night and I ended up with a dead nut.

by Pizi March 13, 2020

God's not dead 2

What conservatives are doing to Lgbtq teachers.

Hym "They are literally doing the plot of 'God's not dead 2' (Where Sarah Michelle Gellar is taken to court for quoting the bible) to Lgbtq teachers. That's literally what they are doing. Their entire political strategy is either doing the plot of a movie or anime (but in reverse) or doing what the liberals where doing to them (be in reverse). It's so lazy."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

dead

Something that does not breath anymore.

*I think Jake Paul should be death*

Jake-Pauler-Fans
Fan #1: OMG HAVE YOU SEEN JAKE PAUL? I THINK HE IS DEAD
FAN #2: OMG HE IS DEAD!!!
RAPIST: Better rape him now.

by AntonioKek May 21, 2018

Naturally dead

Naturally dead is the term in the royal family in England where a child is catholic or a bastard child or both.

The son was a bastard and a catholic so he is "naturally dead."

by Luke Sweeney June 3, 2022

dead roach

When a gunner runs down the football field on a kickoff and pie plows some helpless bastard!

Jared mowed over 3 guys on that kickoff they all looked like dead roaches!

by Knite rider January 30, 2014