17 and a 1/4

When a drunk young man picks up a young lady at a pub and takes her to the local lookout for some 69 action. Halfway through the opening blowjob the young lady changes her mind, leaving the young intoxicated man achieving only 1/4 of his goal. A 69!

I think Patrick took that bush pig to the lookout for some action but all he got was a 17 and a 1/4.
I think he's been pegged!

by Ihatecoredgreens October 18, 2023

Changing a 1 to a 0

There's no end to the madness!

It doesn't matter about what they put down, whoever is looking at it will only look at what's when and where. Changing a 1 to a 0 is really kinda childish but it keeps you giggling I guess you grown up!

by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023

1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

1 train

The 1 train is a local train that runs on the 7th Avenue Line, along with the 2 and 3 trains. It goes from Van Cortlandt Park–242nd Street to South Ferry. Its rolling stock consists of 310 R62As. It serves all stations along its path at all times. Transfers are as follows: 168th St (A, C), 96th St (2, 3), 59th St-Columbus Circle (A, C, B, D), Times Square-42nd St (A, C, E, B, D, F, M, N, Q, R, W, Times Sq Shuttle, 7), 14th St (out-of-system transfer to F, M, L), and South Ferry (R, W). The 1 train is served by the 240th St Yard, where a 3rd express track extends to Dyckman St. A flyover connects the 1 train to the 207th St Yard between 215th St and 207th St. A separate express track extends from the 137th St Yard to 96th St. 2 express tracks enter from the Lenox Av Line (2, 3), creating a quad-track trunk line that extends all the way to Chambers St. After Chambers St, the 2 center express tracks exit to the Clark Street Tunnel, leaving 2 tracks for the 1 train. Before South Ferry, 2 tracks move towards the South Ferry Loop, where they form a balloon loop along with the tracks past Bowling Green (4, 5).

A$AP Rocky: Anything is better than that 1 Train

by harrison's mta October 22, 2023

Da 1%

Those who do what 99% won’t. Da 1% does not get outworked, wont give up, and continues to chase the dreams of joining Da 1%. They have a fear of not being successful that drives them to be the hardest working people you know.

Dang. His work ethic is insane he is Da 1% doing what most people won’t.

by Da Mission October 23, 2023

Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)

Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)

Another Cousin from the Commonwealth Secondary School is : 1. Nur Hidayu Qistina Binte old Father name (?)

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023