snuffleupagus boner

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner
by awkwarfart101 April 18, 2017
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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
by Syko-B November 24, 2019
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Super Boner

Oh? No? Not one of yours? I don't think one mine would have say 'If there's no transcendant meaning, then we're animals.' I mean... If your transcendant meaning is to spread your genes into the future then how are you not just an animal? If transcendant meaning (for everyone) = spreading genes then how do you not consider everyone else animals? That's what animals do. Spread genes. Yeah, no, he's a plant. He basic spreads (what is essentially) YOUR THING (Jordan) from the Atheist side of things. He doesn't have a self (apparently). He's a human strawman. Him and Destiny. You're boosting people to live publicly as human strawmen with a picture of my face stapled to the front.
Hym "Yeah, I don't know what a super boner is but I don't like the sound of it."
by Hym Iam March 31, 2024
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boner blues

This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.
Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.
by cussergeniass October 02, 2019
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Boner Breaker

The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...
Dude... You're in High School now... You need to have some kind of Boner Breaker
by Pit Pat Piper January 27, 2016
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Mister Boner

Its a long scrawny man who likes to bone. He also smokes a lot of weed and complains about society without contributing anything.
by AnnetLovesKennie December 31, 2024
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hate boner

hating someone you may like platonically/romantically
Person A : I totally hate him!
Person B : Isn't he your friend? You probably just have a hate boner for him
by aoba ★ February 29, 2024
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