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Boner Boat

A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman
by Tha juice is loose November 22, 2011
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boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.
My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.
by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011
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boner message.

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.
Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.
by Casey Napier June 23, 2011
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boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.
*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."
by Misan July 4, 2011
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re-boner

Getting a hard-on too soon after cumming, and requiring you to punch your dick until it gets soft again, to avoid priapism.
"Shit man, I jerked off twice today, and my dick just got hard again. That re-boner shit ain't good for you, so I did a little preemptive strike with some fridge door slams. Problem solved."

"Uh. Word."
by zombieskin October 14, 2011
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Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.
Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner
by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011
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Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
by JLLee September 5, 2011
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