Boner Boat

A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman

That chick is a total boner boat.

by Tha juice is loose November 22, 2011

boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.

My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.

by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011

boner message.

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.

Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.

by Casey Napier June 23, 2011

boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.

*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."

by Misan July 4, 2011

re-boner

Getting a hard-on too soon after cumming, and requiring you to punch your dick until it gets soft again, to avoid priapism.

"Shit man, I jerked off twice today, and my dick just got hard again. That re-boner shit ain't good for you, so I did a little preemptive strike with some fridge door slams. Problem solved."

"Uh. Word."

by zombieskin October 14, 2011

Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.

Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner

by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.

"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."

by JLLee September 5, 2011