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mare banana 

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Mare Banana is the equivalent of a Đole. Mare Banana is a Sahara dessert king with Somersby and Panthers. Mare Banana is known to impregnate a lot of women, and if he does not get pleased, he can very easily 808 (crashout). Mare Bananas crashouts can be very bad so it is advised to beware from his 808s.

Mare is also a word used for someone who mews while munting
Person 1: Wow, this guy is on an insane 808 munting crashout dude!

Person 2: Yeah bro, he is mare banana.

Person 1: Oh dang dude, he fucked my girlfriend if I am not mistaken!

Person 2: Not impossible. He is known for breeding too!

Person 1: What a mare banana!
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banana • banana split • bananaphone • banana hammock • Banana Man • Banana Cream Pie • banana boat • Banana Peel • bananafish • bananarama

apple/banana 

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the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.
person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
apple/banana by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025
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Eating banana 

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A humorous slang word for fellatio. Because the banana’s shape looks like a penis
For example ‘he is eating banana right now’ = ‘he is performing oral intercourse right now’
Eating banana by marcotoa January 19, 2025
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a banana spilt and a pogo stick 

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in season one the last episode off the season is all ends well with a wishing well the gang is at a wishing well and tigger wants a birthday and so he has to make up for all the birthdays he missed and one of his wishes was a banana spilt and a pogo stick some other wishes where the moon and a root bear and a pb&j i think a submarine and a sea of green so pooh go to get the moon for tigger but then he falls into the well and enters a wish world then tigger piglet and rabbit trie to save him but they find a giant cake for tigger tigger is older than most people reading this and 65+ at least!then they escape by using the last wish and then tigger get a banana spilt!
guy 1:look a tigger with a pig a bear and a rabbit eating a banana spilt while boncing on pogo stick!guy 2:WHAT THE FUCK guy three i want a banana spilt and a pogo stick too!
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Punish banana

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Hjalte punished his banana, punish banana
Punish banana by Jacob_barnet March 2, 2025
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Viviana Banana 

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Viviana Banana is a name for beautiful girl with a giant heart. She will probably rock your world in and out with her amazing charisma and her sense of humour. She won't be pushed around and is brave and wild in terms of actions. If you are lucky to have one don't let it go she is an amazing girl with a sense of right and wrong. Please believe me!
Person 1: Wow I just met a girl who made my heart rock out, bro!
Person 2: Really!?!?! What's her name?
Person 1: Dunno something about bananas?
Person 2 : A Viviana Banana!!!! Don't let her go.
Viviana Banana by 15dolphins March 16, 2025
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