Cheek Boner

When someone packs a fat lip, producing a visible bulge in the cheek. (Dip tobacco)

Hey man, check out Eddy- he’s got a fat cheek boner!

Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.

by Dip Veteran May 9, 2024

Boner

A person who loves Boneworks from Stress Level Zero

Man 1: Dude, do you like boneworks?
Man 2: Wait, you are a Boner too?!
Man 1: Yeah man!
Man 3: What the fuck is happening

by Arthur Ford May 26, 2022

boner valley

A Home or an apartment filled with 12 or more guys with their dicks out ready for sexual intercourse

Don't go to jimmy's house. Its a boner valley

by MarfiaStrikes December 4, 2015

Boner

Something I'm getting right now...
Your fucking hot...
Here's a poem -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When your around,
I pee out glue

I fucking have a boner that is impaling my gf's ass

by Ifuckedabigwass November 19, 2018

Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.

My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.

by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.

I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.

by KrallTheWarriorKing July 7, 2022

boner equinox

A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.

Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.

boner solstice

by SapDMan January 30, 2017