straightmaxx

To become straight

Usually used when someone is being gay asf to the point where your homophobia is about to get triggered and set to max level

John : Oh my gosh , slay , that is beauuuuutiful yay , gurls like it oh my god
Bryan : You need to straightmaxx

by manisuckdick January 23, 2024

Straight

Being the guy who asks their hot neighbor out for dinner then finding out their not into guy's and are offended by the smallest glimpse of a man.

Straight Man: "Hey I was thinking we shou-"
Woman?: "Who tf gave you the right to ask me out you pervert, all you straight men are so offensive to people like me!"

by OMG they hit the Pentagon January 23, 2024

Straight

A person who acts gay in front of their friends and yet tells he's 'straight'.

"Are you gay?"
"Oh I'm straight 100%"

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Straight

LITERALLY PYRO. HES THE STRAIGHTEST MAN ALIVE?? DUHHHHH :3

Pyro is so straight

by oleicautismeater February 19, 2024

Straight

To confirm your statement, used as a tag question at the end of a sentence, to confirm to something.
Similar to "word" & "innit"

That was a great movie, straight?
That was a great move, straight.
Straight?
Straight.

by dddunki February 24, 2024

Straight up batshit crazy

The ultimate type of crazy. You can't be more crazy than straight up batshit crazy!

The thing Jack said yesterday was straight up batshit crazy.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits

i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits

by Mlum April 15, 2024