Take It Off

A song written by Ke$a to brainwash the children of today to have sex.

Kid: OMG i leik totaly leik that sung Take It Off bai k3$@!!!!111 Nao im liek gonna go tutch my vagina and think of J. B.!1!1111!! <3

Person: Are you shiting me?

by Nameswithxdontmakethemcooler November 21, 2010

fuck off

to fuck someones head off

eg.Knock Knock Knock. Hello (house owner) we are from the seventh day adventists would u like to give us all ur money?

"NO FUCK OFF FUCK HEAD....door slams shotgun readied"

by Sir Wompalot September 19, 2002

tee off

To rub the tip of the dick. masterbate!) MAY get you an orgasm faster that jerking off.

Ahhhh. yess, man does it feel good to Tee Off to porn

by wdfwfwfff November 17, 2007

sawed off

sawed off is what u call someone who is very short and stumpy (or has one limb shorter than the other

"i have had enough of dom that sawed off bastard"

by ac January 23, 2004

gay off

A spray used to repel or keep gay people away, works similar to bug spray

I had to use gay off, to keep carl off, damb chocolate minor

by Gay sprayin all day December 15, 2004

pop off

pop off: an urban term used to insult a person, usually, but not exclusively, female, by applying the appellation of a whore

When La Quita walked in on her man with Precious, she called Precious a pop off and snatched up the girl by her weave.

by TooSick4U June 10, 2008

Friend-off

When two combatants of of either gender challenge each other to a battle of who can name the most friends. In the case of a mutual friend, the opposing combatant may challenge the claimer, in which the friend in question must name who he/she is better friends with. In the case that the challenged person cannot be reached, the combatant who has known the challenged longer wins said friend. Should a "douchebag" be named as a friend, the combatant who claims such a person loses a number of friends proportional to the douchebaggery of the named on a 1-10 scale.

The winner of a friend-off is entitled and obligated to embarrass the loser and seize all friends named and unnamed in the contest. The loser of this contest must start over and make new friends.

Combatant 1: Friend-off. You won't do it, pussy.
Combatant 2: Frank!
Combatant 1: Fuck you, Frank hates you. I claim John.
Combatant 2: Challenge! John is my brother...
John: Only by blood, you're such a bitch.
Combatant 1: No one loves you. I clearly win.

by BlackF4ctor June 14, 2010