The Rutland Run

When someone runs (or stumbles) across the highway, disregarding any and all traffic, instead of using a crosswalk.

Popularized by a viral video of an oblivious woman in Rutland Vermont walking across Route 7 into the side of a truck.

“Jesus, that moron almost got hit doing the Rutland Run to get to Dunkin Donuts!”

“Damn I really don’t feel like going to the crosswalk, I think I’m just gonna Rutland Run it”

by spaceman420urdog March 22, 2024

Running Silent

Top Battlefield Twitch Streamer, dominates in Firestorm and Conquest

"Bro, you just got killed by Running Silent. Go to his twitch and tell him that he is trash

by ITroll4Lolz October 23, 2019

Shakeout run

A term for people who don’t run every day and can’t admit slow running is okay as long as one can still run a sub 5 minute mile

Hey Tim, I just read in Runner’s World that a shakeout run is better than a day off. Although I am ashamed to admit I read Runner’s World and wear compression socks. Next thing I know I’ll be on Strava!

by TL Trizz November 25, 2020

Run up the bag

Significantly grow your financial position. Similar to “let’s get this bread”

“Hey want to go into business together?”
“Hell yeah, let’s run up the bag”

by Eldris November 13, 2023

smoke run

When you drive around in your car with some friends, usually in a neighborhood while smoking weed.

I loved the scene in Dazed and Confused when those kids were fucking up mailboxes during their smoke run.

You want to go for a motherfuckin smoke run after this beer?

by PulpFictionFan94 October 7, 2017

The Running Scorpion

The Running Scorpion is a risky sexual move where the male will chase a naked woman around and then flip over her landing his penis in one of her orifices. He will then shout "Scorpion Venom" as he climaxes in her.

Man Laura last night wanted to do The Running Scorpion! I stung that girl good!

by MyNameIsJeff47 June 21, 2025

Running

Not Michael's strong suit

Michael: Running is not my strong suit

by Headlessmushroom January 2, 2023