john hampson 

what a guy

such a john hampson *slowly clapping*

john hampson by sweatyspaniard May 28, 2016

john m bailey 

One of the most ratchet schools in Bayonne. They still have lots of fun tho. But it’s filled with fighting and the downstairs teachers are lit

Yo they know how to fight bro.
No way
Dude she graduated from John M Bailey

john m bailey by Suupacoopa December 18, 2018

John Wallis Academy Ashford 

The most shittiest little school in Ashford, The toilets have little black moss on em and crackheads everywhere, the principal let’s more students in because of that, he can’t even afford to pay the roofs of some toilets.

John Wallis Academy Ashford? It’s a cheapskate school.

John Wallis Academy Ashford by Crackheadforlife123 October 27, 2019

John Floyd Chubs Charles Mayweather John Elton 

Dominic

Shut up John Floyd Chubs Charles Mayweather John Elton

John Floyd Chubs Charles Mayweather John Elton by [e-mail] January 22, 2021

John beepus

The man that we worship, he is the best at everything he does, and you can't deny that

Person 1: Hey, who's John beepus?

Person 2: foolish mortal, how could you not know who John beepus is, he is our Supreme overlord, the leader of divine intervention, and most importantly, the hottest man in the galaxy.

John beepus by Chipshed July 19, 2022

john cena 

A cool wrestler who some douchebags are jealous of because they resent guys with talent and attitude.

You only hate John Cena cause youre a douchebag.

john cena by zzzboy56 August 21, 2009

John Rivers 

A tranny, typically of African American descent, that enjoys DUBSTEP and little girls.

In a chat room:

Person 1: <Asks for nudes>
Person 2: He's such a John Rivers!
Person 3: Let's block him.

John Rivers by ChingyChong August 14, 2011