Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)

Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol

by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022

The Jesus Fandom

The perfect synonym for Christianity

In a sentence:

man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom

Example:

Bob: hey thought you were going to church

Chad: nah i quit that fandom a long time ago

by Echophobia April 26, 2022

Black Jesus

Is the holy saviour of the hood and will punish all non-believers. He is worshiped via pouring orange juice over a white mans severed hand, then saying a prayer.

Therapist: Black Jesus isn't real dont worship him
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!

by Danish_Cookie0908 February 16, 2020

Jesus Christ

honestly the coolest guy i know

these weird athiest fuckers piss me off in the definitions

Jesus Christ is very cool

by me lolita September 3, 2025

Jesus Bomb

A Bomb the Lord would Love ... Redbull and Red Wine of your choice 🍷🙏 Get your wings and get right with Christ... Cheers

Mike you want a cherrybomb?! Nah bro lets do a Jesus Bomb !!

by B k i z z l e January 15, 2022

Jesus Smuggling

Ha! Hahaha! Good for you! I'm proud of you!

Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2023

Jesus's Love

A drug comprised of Acid and THC oil frozen with a piece of sheep's heart in the middle representing the sacrifice of the Lamb of God (Made in Ice Trays and crushed to be eaten).

Guy: Yo bro can I get some of that Jesus's Love?

Plug: Yeah dude it's 50 a piece you'll be tripping for weeks.

by Bac Helor June 6, 2018