the Jesus approach

Going into a text conversation on Omegle and talking about Jesus the whole time. Then you take a screenshot of it to show to your buddies. It's like the online version of planking.

Me: Dude I totally used the Jesus approach on this random from Omegle lastnight!

Friend: No way! Send me the screenshot!

the Jesus approach by Swarley6969 August 20, 2011

greasy jesus 

When one, after having sex in the missionary position, ejaculates on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. They then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together

My girl was begging for a greasy Jesus last night. It was Epic

greasy jesus by Peyton Manning's Forehead October 9, 2016

Reverse Jesus 

When you have diarrhea, turning food into water.

Hey Steve, I don't think I can make it into work today, I came down with a mean case of the Reverse Jesus.

Reverse Jesus by FATaL the DEATHY January 6, 2019

Baby Jesus 

Baby Jesus = Chicken wing

e.g tender and mild

Baby Jesus = chicken wing

Baby Jesus by Throwback time!!! December 9, 2019

Frozone my jesus 

HONEY WHERES MY SUPERSUIT

Frozone my jesus give me money

Frozone my jesus by A_Real_Mexican February 21, 2019

The New Black Jesus 

A non-profit organization started by High School entrepreneur Charlie Flanum.

Are you going to The new black Jesus barbecue?

The New Black Jesus by j_alton1619 September 5, 2020

ba-jesus 

its a totally awsome word meaning anything created by ALBERT RIPPEL

it hurts like a ba-jesus.
o my ba-jesus

ba-jesus by Albert RIppel April 22, 2005