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Facebook affirmation

A posting on Facebook in which someone expresses an opinion about himself he doesn't really believe in order to get likes and positive comments to help him deal with his unhappiness.
"I am so tired of people saying I have to be in a relationship to be successful. I define my own success!"
"You go, dude!"
"What you say may be true, but it sounds like Facebook affirmation to me."
by Horsehide September 19, 2013
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Facebook

A social media platform that believes that if you watch one video in your feed, you definitely want every video you scroll past to play until you stop and turn the volume off.
Wtf Facebook?
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023
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reverse facebook stalk

When you're currently stalking one person's photos, and another person in their photos catches your attention. You then proceed to stalk this person.
Dude, I was stalkin' Katie last night, but then I saw this picture Leila, and reverse facebook stalked her.
by Dr Jiggah January 19, 2011
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Facebook Rape

(n.) The act of accepting a friend request only long enough to view the person's profile, photos, and wall before deleting the said person.
(v.) To commit such an act.
After receiving a friend request:
Karen: Who's 'Billy Kouper'?
Mandy: No clue.
Karen: *accepts friend request, goes through Billy's photos and wall* Nope, I don't know him. *deletes*

Billy: Ah, man. I've just been facebook raped!
by Bon Appetit April 27, 2009
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Facebook Rape

The act of a large group of people adding one person at the same time; and or messaging, liking, poking, commenting upon ones facebook.
Last night I got Facebook raped with like 50 new messages about bringing dessert.
by Ekgladiator April 30, 2010
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A group intervention conducted by Facebook friends when they witness a fellow friend lose their mind.
Jon keeps posting these status update rants that have become stranger by the minute. I think he needs a 'Facebook intervention (F.B.I)"

Facebook rant
by RZ at Jec July 13, 2011
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facebook

verb; meaning to use facebook, to talk with people on facebook, or do whatever it is that you enjoy doing on facebook such as procrastinating homework.
throw it into casual conversation:
"did you facebook yesterday?"
"oh yes i did"
"i enjoy facebooking"
"would you like to facebook with me later?"
"sure"
by pro facebooker March 1, 2010
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