Your fruit salad is a little wet...

1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.

She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

Your fruit salad is a little wet... by poopsterbot January 17, 2019

Freud's Wet Dream

The phrase is commonly said when a person has a "Freudian Slip".

Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".

Freud's Wet Dream by The Big LeGasp February 23, 2011

Michigan Wet Mitten

When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.

"Why do you have a pink eye and a red spot on your face?"

"Because I got a Michigan Wet Mitten."

Michigan Wet Mitten by PJ's Gettin BJ April 3, 2016

Chicago Wet Beef 

The act of taking laxatives directly preceding coitus; in a race against time to achieve orgasm before voiding your bowels.

Against better judgement Billy decided to take his date out for a hot Chicago Wet Beef; there was no second date.

Chicago Wet Beef by DarkDiggler December 20, 2017

cool wet grass 

An expression of difficulty. This will often be said repeatedly while doing something difficult that you have to do and want to get finished. It originated in amateur firewalking as a way to create a mental image that no, your feet are not burning.

Joe ran through the bullet-riddled alley, muttering "cool wet grass cool wet grass cool wet grass" under his breat

cool wet grass by Dave Park January 2, 2006

get your balls wet 

The phrase get your balls wet is intended to indicate that one must go balls deep or balls out giving one's activity 100% effort

This task requires that you must get your balls wet

get your balls wet by Big dick dabs April 10, 2016

water is wet 

The truth is... water is indeed wet. If it can get things wet, it itself would be wet. Even if "wet is just a description of our experience of water", why can't water be described as wet?

Dumbass: Water is not wet
Average guy: Are you fucking stupid? Water is wet.

water is wet by Hayden Avengerkid5 May 20, 2018