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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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Yawning at the park

Getting a handy dandy at the public park and covering it up with a yawn
by Gyat(level10) March 23, 2024
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Steve Park

A Male Specimen who teaches at Dresden Area Central School. Teaches Science, history, and language. Very nice hair and has the best Gym class. And also A person who is insanely sigma and when In their prime “there peak point in life” is dangerously good at everything
by Chink nugget69 November 23, 2024
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Park Geun-hye

The little princess with major daddy issues.

Nicknamed 'The note princess' because of her father's past military dictatorship, and the fact that she relies on her notes to answer every fucking question asked. She takes this little notebook everywhere, and refuses to answer any unexpected questions from the media. She takes offense when anybody talks shit about her precious daddy, and even made a list of people who had, with various liberals included(even some celebrities!!). This is known as 'The Black List'. Talk about Burn book.

The press and the prosecution later found out in 2016 that this little Mary Sue had a puppeteer who controlled her every move. Seriously, some middle aged woman, basically a nobody, named 'Choi Sun-Sil' chose everything Park should do. From Park's inaugural speech to what clothes the president should wear, that control freak Choi played South Korea with Park wrapped around her big fat PINKY.

The name of the first Korean woman president is now used as a slang to call somebody who has language disorder, or a person who is annoyingly indecisive.
Girl A: ... Uh.. I... ga... just..
Girl B: What are you? Park Geun-hye or something? Can't form a sentence?
Girl C: B, that's harsh. She's not that bad.
by AnotherKimfromKorea February 24, 2017
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Validate parking

A code word for sucking dick, especially when done in a parking garage, store, restaurant, hospital, movie theatre, or airport. Can be done by or for you from any random person of either gender.
Example 1:
Chris: Where did Becky go?
Charlie: I think she’s going to validate parking for some guy 😉
Example 2:
Nick: Sorry it took so long guys! I just had a guy validate parking for me.
by KGBnick March 28, 2021
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Orford park

by Fuckoffshithead June 24, 2023
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Parked

Adj.

Modern slang equivalent to boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.
Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck
by snyplibitus May 13, 2024
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