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Brain Boner 

An idea.
I had a raging brain boner the other day. Space Suits for cats is a good idea, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Brain Boner by earlgreytea23 November 23, 2018

Mouth boner 

Wanting to eat something really badly
Ahh man those corndogs look so good I just got a mouth boner
Mouth boner by 5444tvfshm8 November 26, 2018

tactical boner 

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
tactical boner by ballboy8===D-- December 4, 2018

Bhuna Boner

When you get a boner over an Indian girl,
or

When your cock stinks of curry after fucking an Indian girl.
"Man I fucked this bird last night, I got a Bhuna Boner"
"Ngl im getting a Bhuna Boner over that girl"
Bhuna Boner by TheRealManuel February 4, 2019

chris boner 

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.
chris boner by Shaggy_Surpeme February 5, 2019

fossil boner

When you’re so old you nutt ashes.
That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.
fossil boner by Chjdkahsbd February 15, 2019