Old

A verb, a describing word. Usually used to describe people (or person)who grew up in the pre-digital age and physically interacted with the world.

Person 1 - blah, blah, blah, snapchat, Instagram, influencer, likes...
Person 2 - I’m glad I’m old.

by Mr. Pandy September 2, 2019

Old Yeller Teeth

When your teeth look like butter, cuz they're so yellow.

Ohhh... Hail nah... Did that dude really try talking to me with them old yeller teeth.

by TMP78 November 7, 2020

The Old RediRectum

When someone outs themselves by complaining about targeted advertising, not knowing it's based on their web searches.

Can also apply to porn related viruses and hacks, as long as they tell on the person's sexual preferences

Bob kept complaining about gay porn ads on the internet, up until I told him it was the old RediRectum

by theFANUM February 17, 2021

Old Guard

A oligarchy of original ABN-Blaks, those who’ve commodified culture, feathered their own nests, thrown down no ladders, spoken for other family groups without consulting them, deceptively excluded others, run community corporations into the ground by diverting income streams to themselves and compromising member integrity to create a state of confusion and division.

Synonym: nation-builders

E.g. 1 the Old Guard are at it again, trying to do Welcomes on Clan Country that isn’t their own, over the top of Clan TO’s who are present.

E.g. 2 The Old Guard’s motto: Profits over Protocols.

by Clever Guard April 17, 2025

Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado

My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month

by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025

The Old Clomp and Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

"DO NOT eat laxatives before showering, had to pull out the old clomp and stomp in there"

by LacklusterBallbuster January 28, 2022

Old

Niall Walsh

Niall Walsh is an old man

by niallwalshisold.org June 15, 2020