The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, somewhat cocky and of a high tax bracket. Extremely good looking and is liked by everyone, unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Proud of who he is and what his tax bracket can do. Tries to help people unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Has pretty eyes that shine just like his high tax bracket. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend, unless they're of a lower tax bracket. Is an all around amazing guy (if you are of a high tax bracket).

Pleb: I saw Michael today, but he didn't see me.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.

Michael by Urban librarian 57392 August 11, 2021

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Michael Angelo

It means everything to me. It is the synonym for love and sadness. When Michael Angelo smiles, it'll surely light up the room, especially his room inside my heart. This is a confession of love and at the same time, a goodbye to you. I think I loved you for a long time that I forgot how to love myself. Take care, always.

I want Michael Angelo back but I prefer to move forward, forgive him, and be happy with our seperate ways.

Michael Angelo by Sunsets and goodbyes August 16, 2021

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Michael Jackson

A man that was down with the kids ;)

My son went to a sleepover with Michael Jackson, and I never saw my son again.

Michael Jackson by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021

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Michael

Michael is an interesting person, for what he lacks in height he makes up for in friendliness.

Person 1; Did you see the way Michael just strutted by?

Person 2; That's Michael? I thought that was a hobbit!

Michael by Chromaland August 19, 2021

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