shit shiner

Person who licks fecal matter

That girl Rimmed my ass and shined my shit, she is a real shit shiner

by Doughboymd January 14, 2014

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Not saying shit

The activity of speaking without saying anything interesting, funny, or at all worthwhile. Practiced by wastemen and posers, usually in small groups of people who achieev nothing. Avoided at all costs by people who respect themselves and value their time.

Sucker: "and then he she was like... hehe you won't believe it... she said... hehe.."

Person who's gathering their belonging to leave: "Nigga you not saying shit."

by nyc345 August 16, 2023

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Shit Trickle

A process by which staff receives the responsibility for problems made by and passed down from inept upper management. This occurrence typically results in staff handling angry phones calls regarding problems that they generally know nothing about but must attempt to correct. Their professional reputation might also be affected by this unfortunate process.

"My administrator messed up this project and now I'm gonna get all these angry phone calls. They're gonna think I'm responsible for it too. What a fuckin' shit trickle...".

by Disgruntled State Employee September 28, 2010

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Shitting Crickets

freaking out

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012

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Shit-Screen

The appearance of having been hiding behind a screen door that someone was throwing shit at. Often used in reference to person(s) with large amount of freckles.

Oh man, that girls is so cute but she is sooo shit-screen.
Origin: Was coined in Burlington Massachusetts but not sure if it was used anywhere else

by Keizer Soze March 18, 2020

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