numb nuts

a real sports affliction that occurs mainly to male professional long distance cyclists (like the blokes at the tour de france) where the constant pressure between the narrow bicycle saddle and the pubic bone make the scrotum area lose sensitivity and become numb.

man, after that race I got a bad case of the numb nuts

by nuked bug January 17, 2005

nut rag

a person that is such an asshole that he deserves to be sprayed with seamen.

You stole the last donut, you nut rag!

by tsak January 9, 2005

nut up

To go crazy or stupid. To be extreamly fearful.

Don't nut up on me now.

by F.I.D.O. July 22, 2006

Finna nut

When I’m balls deep in your gf

I’m gonna FINNA NUT

by CharlieS44 February 5, 2018

kick in the nuts

What happens when you have to work down in Pueblo, CO for any length of time.

We went down to pueblo to get a bunch of shit done and instead we got a serious kick in the nuts.

by Savg January 11, 2005

Soup Nuts

When you sweat so much that your boxers get drenched right under your testicles and it feels like they're being dipped in warm soup.

Dude, I just got done dry-humping the SHIT out of your mom and now I have Soup Nuts like a motherfucker (haha double entendre)

by Sean MacDonald August 13, 2008

poo nut

It's the balls of shit that form on the hairs on you ass.

While walking through the apartment naked, a marble sized poo nut fell from my ass and on to the floor

by Cuppthx1138 August 1, 2003