shit sisters

Two people shit into the same toilet bowl

When the toilet was blocked, Kirsty and Alan had no choice but to become Shit Sisters

by batshitcray September 20, 2016

Shit hard

When something is so ridiculously hard, it's stupid.

Guy: Man this level is so shit hard! The enemies keeps coming out of nowhere giving no breathing room and they swarm from behind as well. No safe zone, no health regen, and I keep running out of ammo!

by Real World July 14, 2016

dry shitting

When your sitting on the toilet pushing and pushing and nothing comes out..

I think they buffed their shit with baby laxatives I've been sittind here all night dry shitting i wonder if thats what kegals feel like

by Nicka spur min cider January 20, 2018

shit bounce

something that sucks or doesn’t work out

“Dude I was making out with some chick at a party but then the cops showed up.”
“That’s a shit bounce. Was she hot?”

by OG Slicky January 29, 2018

Angry shit

When you need a shit so bad but you are are so constipated you get angry and tense so hard you feel like your going to blow up

Chris- “I had an angry shit last night”
Sarah- “Me too. I felt like I was gonna blow”

by Wenlock May 4, 2018

no shit aye

Regular Australian term used for agreeing with people.

"This is the best beer ever."
"Aw no shit aye"

by Send Newdz December 25, 2016

shit fork

An advanced technique of unclogging a giant turd. Typically wielded by a man of high intelligence visiting a foreign country. A confident man doesn’t hesitate at a toilet clog, instead he grabs a a fork and says bitch get this now.

He takes the fork and begins aggressively rotating, almost as if he was making a milkshake. This breaks up the turd and allows it to be flushed after the 9th attempt.

I use the shit fork when I’ve clogged the toilet.

by Julesfools December 29, 2019