nigga salad

when you shit on a black persons face and rub it in. while he licks off the shit, you cum and twist his nipples so he screams and spits out the shit.

Yo i just fucken gave him a nigga salad

by bitch cock sucker 69 March 24, 2020

Pube Salad

When multiple lengthy pubes are in, or on the edge of a urinal.

It was finally my turn at the urinal, and that is a terrible pube salad on the rim of then urinal.

by Dmischv April 4, 2020

Hippie Salad

Slang for marijuana, pertaining to Rochester NY.

“I brought some hippie salad for everybody, some wacky tobaccy.”

by Xenophrawst June 6, 2020

Tossed salad

Also known as “The Mit Special” — the act of licking your sexual partner’s butthole.

Dude, I ate that tossed salad last night — I gave her The Mit Special.”

by Jj041418 July 25, 2020

Mc salad

If you have ever entered a McDonald's store you might have seen on some coupons a hefty salad carrying the same ingredients as your fatty big mac. One might think, salad is healthy ayyy. WRONG, that salad weighs more than a newborn baby and has enough cals, fats, carbs and even sugar to run a 2 ton elephant. If your on a diet and want some Salad i suggest eating the cardboard that its served on. So instead of eating a entire Mukbang in one sitting by yourself why not try some plain kale with a few croutons. Now, if you arent concerned about your waist line you might want to consider the countless articles stating that MacDonald salad's contains parasites. If I where you I would get a Mcrefund. (haha very funny ik)

normal dude : Hey dietitian, do you think I lost a few kilo's?

dietitian : I think you have been chugging down on some Mc salad.

by Dr.Mali July 27, 2020

Fruit Salad

The sexual act of alternating between eating someone's ass and licking their balls.

"Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."

by Salad-Lover September 7, 2020

Creampie Salad

When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique

Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”

by Jack ya Silly bruv September 8, 2020