Definitions by Dr.Mali

Mc salad 

If you have ever entered a McDonald's store you might have seen on some coupons a hefty salad carrying the same ingredients as your fatty big mac. One might think, salad is healthy ayyy. WRONG, that salad weighs more than a newborn baby and has enough cals, fats, carbs and even sugar to run a 2 ton elephant. If your on a diet and want some Salad i suggest eating the cardboard that its served on. So instead of eating a entire Mukbang in one sitting by yourself why not try some plain kale with a few croutons. Now, if you arent concerned about your waist line you might want to consider the countless articles stating that MacDonald salad's contains parasites. If I where you I would get a Mcrefund. (haha very funny ik)

normal dude : Hey dietitian, do you think I lost a few kilo's?

dietitian : I think you have been chugging down on some Mc salad.

Mc salad by Dr.Mali July 27, 2020

KFC

KFC is the acronym for Kids Fattening Company. The whole idea of Kentucky fried chicken should be named diabetes per bite. If your eating at it your either anorexic or trying to get them six pack flabs, u will probably die from stomach cancer.

wow that racist dick pewdiepie wants to gain weight , I told him KFC is the place

KFC by Dr.Mali January 21, 2019

Aumkar Mali 

A adjective for a guy soo handsome and beautiful that everyone likes he is smart athletic and perfect, his weenier is a foot long and every body is jealous. In his free time his crushes bang him and love it, to be a Aumkar is a privilege. whoever thinks he is stupid or ugly or has a small dick is gay. To call someone a Aumkar is a synonym to beautiful.

I have a crush and he is perfect like a Aumkar Mali!!!!!!!!!!

Aumkar Mali by Dr.Mali December 2, 2018