Day Nightmaring

Similar to daydreaming, but instead of thinking about warm happy things you’re probably imagining a dark torture room filled with Eastern European guys named Surgei, or that one date you went on where the guy flossed in the movie theater.

“Snap out of it!”

“Sorry, I watched Saw 3 this weekend and keep Day Nightmaring.”

by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016

Green day

Green Day; A band who has created a few good songs (Depending on your preference) and was very popular in the 1980s through now.

Guy 1; Man, Green Day's songs aren't on the radio anywhere.

by Neko18230 July 2, 2016

peng day

Often used on Fuckboys Snapchat stories in southern England. used to describe a day that has been eventful and/or some good banter with friends.

That was a proper peng day.

by spodeman June 22, 2016

Roman Day

When one has sex with their partner for 6 hours while lifting weights and/or being intoxicated

Alex: Dude Evan is looking jacked! What's his secret?
Charlie: He and his girlfriend love having Roman Days! They do them all the time!

by Centurion_Code May 15, 2016

day at a time

how you survive something onerous

Asst. State's Attorney Ilene Nathan: What exactly do you do for a living, Mr. Little?

Omar: I robs drug dealers.

Asst. State's Attorney Ilene Nathan: And exactly how long has that been your occupation, Mr. Little?

Omar: Oh, I don't know exactly, I venture to say about... eight or nine years.

Asst. State's Attorney Ilene Nathan: Mr. Little, how does a man rob drug dealers for 8 or 9 years and live to tell about it?

Omar: smiles, shrugs, and sits back in his seat Day at a time, I suppose.

by Baltimore Jon February 10, 2018

Valentine's day

Also known as national crippling depression day

Person 1 :Happy valentine's day
Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day

by ThatOneBaldyFromTheSmashClub February 15, 2018

Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018