your moms gay

Sarcastic statement made by high school kids. Mixture of "your mom" "you're gay". Very rarely used seriously

Tim: Can I borrow a pencil
Joe: no, your moms gay
Joe: *gives Tim a pencil*

by YaBoiJayCutlet January 7, 2016

Up Your Viva

Up Your Viva is off a UK television advert for a new music channel called 'Viva.' Up Your Viva is the catchy catchline that it is based on.

It is simply hilarious. Its vivalicous.

Guy 1: Ring Ring....

Guy 2: *sigh*

Guy 1: Hello Mate!!!

Guy 2: Hey ye,, hows it going u alright.. im in the toilet ok.

Guy 1: Urrr Gross!!! Now up it.

Guy 2: I'm not gonna say that here..

Guy 1: You know the rules now up it!..

Guy 2: up your viva.

Guy 1: I cant here ya!

Guy 2: Up Your Viva!

Guy 1: UP YOUR VIVA!!!

Guy 2: UP YoUR ViVA!!

Guy 1: Up your Vivalavidaloca!

Guy 2: Up your VivAA!!!

ectt...

by VivaaaA October 28, 2009

Twist your arm

Making someone do something they don't want to do.

Boy: Are you coming over?
Girl: I guess if you really want me to..
Boy: I'm not trying to twist your arm don't come if you don't want to.
Girl: Cool!

by Girlfriend of the dominican November 11, 2010

scratch your neck

This term dates back to the early 80's. The original phrase was "scratch your neck".
Etymology: a common practice among sophisticated women after being proven wrong is to scratch their necks, while looking off or away. This action is rarely done by arrogant people when proven wrong. Because of that, This phrase is used to let them know what they need to do, since they are wrong.

Person 1: I use Vit B for my skin to make it soft.
Perosn 2: For soft skin you should try Vit E.
Person 1: Vit B is the oil I need for good skin THANK YOU
Person 2: WRONG, Vit B is water-soluble therefor not an oil, Vit E is an oil.
Person 1: Really!
Person 2: Yea, Really. Scratch your neck!(or scratch your dirty neck)

by Lancerlot G-Mo January 7, 2007

Calm Your Tits

Soothe your Boobs - Destress your Breast - Adjust your Bust before it Combusts - Undo the Calamity that is your Mammaries - Give that Chest a Rest - Hakuna your Tatas (calmyotits.com)

- honey why you cheat on me?
- calm your tits

by titscalmer July 13, 2015

blow your wad

ejaculating, to release semen.

"When you look at the bomb girl, try not to blow your wad"

by soby September 30, 2006

Pump your brakes

To stop what your doing. As if whatever your saying or doing is stupid or ridiculous.

Lisa tried to tell me that Raheim was cheating on me but I said to the bitch, "Pump ya brakes", you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Tatatulisha thought she was going to pull on my weed for free. I told that ho to pump her mothafuckin brakes.

by GB April 2, 2003