School book 

1)Something teachers make us read so we can "learn"

2) Big peice of crap.

3) Place to write hate notes about teachers.

4) something teachers give us to fill up our bookbags, look like thery're doing their jobs and break our backs.

5) Kindling.

1) I have to read my school books tonight for homework

2) Stupid school book.

3) (Written in school book) Mr. George is the worst teacher ever.

4) I have so many school books I can't fit them all in my bookbag. *falls over backward from weight of books*

5) Oh, you're having a bonfire? I'll bring over my schoolbooks to light it with.

School book by Gemini Twin #2 November 13, 2005

school bus 

1. Large yellow vehicle used to transport children from home to school.

2. Large 60 mph playground driven by a redneck where kids try to show off how cool they are by shouting cuss words as loud as they can and making fart noises.

Kid 1: Hey did you hear Ricky on the school bus?
Kid 2: Yeah. He shouted,"fuck shit pussy asshole motherfucker dick penis gay cum vagina faggot bitch face!!!" It was FUCKIN hilarious!

school bus by Keegan Sweett August 5, 2008

School Girl 

Depending on context, school girl can be a fangirl who gets shy around boys but totally chipper with her friends. Typically, a school girl likes to wear plaid skirts, ponytails or braids, a blouse or a turtleneck, long socks, and maryjane styled shoes. Sometimes black nerdy glasses and/or bubblegum make their accesory.

School Girl 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Jason? He is sooo cute! OHMYGOSH, he's coming this way! I get so school girl around him!
School girl 2: Me too! He's sooo mysterious!

School Girl by nellz4sike October 19, 2009

school of hard knocks 

1. A Unestablished yet active education system located worldwide with only One class: Street Smarts 101 in wich you learn from your enviroment & the costly mistakes you make

2. Street Education of the obvious or Street Common Sense

"Whats that nerd doing around here? He ain't from the School of hardknocks"

"Girl you know better then to walk through Centarl Park at knight wearing that skimpy Skirt, you better go back to the School of Hardknocks"

school of hard knocks by Platinum Pistolz June 15, 2004

School Hierarchy

The social order in which any high school runs from top to bottom.

1. Jocks/Preps/Sufer dudes- Made up of the school sports players, cheerleaders, and any Hollister or Abercromie wearing preps.

2. The school clowns- Although they aren't in number ones status they associate with them on a daily basis, and keep the school in constant laughter and fit in with any clique.

3. The Multi-Taskers- These kids run everything from the school paper, to Home coming they're extremely social but run a tight shift. My hats off to them.

4. The Drama crew- These budding Romeos and Juliets spend countless hours acting, singing, dancing and writing allowing contact with other students with similar interest and tend to talk to people with similar interest.

5. The Anime/Goth group- Very closely related to the Drama Crew most still work in that group but after winning their independence they formed they're own group led by Anime loving Gothic kids.

6. Teachers Pets- Almost like the School Multi-Taskers but annoying as hell, and always trying to bring others down.

7. Computer Geeks/Nerds- The imfamous nerds and computer geeks have been at the bottom of the school hierachy since the dawn of time.

8. Newbies- Although at the bottom there is a 90% chance they wont stay there long' if they talk to the right people they could very well climb to the top in no time.

See Cliques, jocks, preps they all deal with School Hierarchy.

School Hierarchy by Kayeman Laner April 3, 2006

School Ghost 

Much like an office ghost a school ghost is a rarely visible entity that seldom appears at their listed school or institute of higher learning.

School Ghosts typically appear only by force, either when (depending on the level of school, ie; college, high school etc) they are either a: caught and fined for truancy and forced to and attend class for a few weeks to please the courts.

Or b; periodically go on 2 to 4 week "benders" and are spazzed out of their minds on booze and drugs until they remember that they have class and pop in for a session or two. Just enough to flunk a test or midterm and copy someone Else's lecture notes.

"School Ghosts" normally are borne of those who become tired of actually getting up in the morning to attend classes, homework, studying or exams. These entities names are typically called on role or roster every class session but are rarely accounted for. SG's often appear in the back row, with dark sweats or flat out pajamas no supplies and fall asleep half way through and aren't seen after that.

Everyone thinks im a total school ghost just because I've missed 16 or the 21 classes...pftt..what do they know?

School Ghost by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008

School Dance 

An excuse for teenagers to get together, while taking drugs and alcohol, and sexually frustrate each other.
See Clusterfuck

If someone at school isn't in rough shape the day after the school dance, then they obviously werent at the school dance.

School Dance by Sir_real February 9, 2008