Zackh

Some asshole in your reading class put your name on the board and when you told him it was spelled with a h and not a k he just added a k cause he's to lazy to erase it and write the h

Zackh is one retarded kid.

by 420blazerkid69 February 11, 2018

Zack

oh my lord, this man is Stinky. He has a bald spot brighter than my future and has some pasty ass ankles. This big ass boy turns in to a prick once he drinks the juice. Also can’t accept B.M.X isn't a sport. just back away slowly if you see him.

Guy : oh whats that smell
Girl : its just zack do not worry

by SlyT November 4, 2018

zack aker

realest g, coolest guy on the planet .aker is a respected vip family

omg is that zack aker

by quifgau[ofgsoufhsufw September 30, 2019

Zack

A Zack is a guy who likes to keep a calm life. He is super chill, has great humour and tends to not be that active :)
BUT, he does manage to easily sneak into your top friends, and he is very supportive and roots for you

Oh yeh, also he’s hilarious when he’s angry

Guy 1- lmaoooooo Zack is angry about something in school
Guy 2- hahaaaa I’ve got to see this. It’s gonna be hilarious

by Beeb November 22, 2019

Zack

Fat I mean really really really really really fat

You are fat like zack

by Nick coscino July 2, 2017

Zakk Wylde

A sell-out artist, partially known for his chewbacca-snatch hairdo, who crossed from country to metal while sucking Ozzy's 4-inch weasel. The bull-eye's design on his guitar is there to let other men know where to dump their jizz. His common clothing consist of faggot (Harley-riders) clothes along with assless leather chaps. The reason for his current shaggy and homeless appearance is because he is a veteran of the infamous bum fights videos, not a veteran of any war. The reason why he let his beard grow out is because he doesn't want any of his old "clients" from his previous "job" (prostitute) to recognize him and his feminine features. Although not well-known, the reason why this wigger does not like artist Fred Durst is because Durst reminds the assless chap wearing mountain man of his younger rebellious (and gay years) of blowing Ozzy.

Son: "Hey dad?"
Dad: "Yes Son?"
Son: "I want a guitar so I can be like Zakk Wylde!"
Dad:"What?! No son of mine is sucking Ozzy's dick!!!"

by The_Legcay_of_Foamy_Chewbacca August 12, 2011

zacky poo poo tuna can

tuna can--the size penis zacky poo poo wishes he had and zacky poo poo the name we gave him because we love him

Zacky poo poo tuna can keeps tryin to flash his tuna can but no one ever remembers there microscope :) love you zacky poo poo

by luciouslalah September 24, 2010