Yorath

Only very few mere mortals are as fortunate to encounter someone as genuine, kind, inquisitive, funny and loveable as a Yorath 🥰 so much so that emojis featuring hearts needed to be included in the definition. A Yorath will not only take your breath away with his Greek God like features but also with his constant love and support and naturally his hilarious facial expressions when you're eating 'dat ass of his, with that zesty flavour and mango pureè - not putting you off your tea am I?

P.S Yoraths typically come out of the closet by painting rainbows and closets with pixels, very stylishly too!

Eti: What did you get for Christmas Katya?
Sock Guy: A killer headache from the fam.
Eti: I met Yorath two days after Christmas UwU
Sock Guy: Thanks for rubbing it in you little shit OwO

by Yoretti June 18, 2022

yoga totals

Idk I just typed in random words but
Points
I made this definition from the top of my head sorry if this isn't what it means

Emily: hey Rebecca how was the candy crush yoga totals?
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores

by green is the best color August 6, 2022

Yordan

The Big G pimp daddy.

Anything you want Yordan can get. Yordan is the Big G.

by brooke390 October 3, 2022

rectal yoga

The act of recovering your rectal shape after a severe session of bummage

"god last night made me scream, i spent all this morning doing my rectal yoga"

by Ivanbs February 2, 2007

excuse yoga

The art of stretching and bending the truth to fit your needs.

While trying to tie in a movie to his class, Jim used excuse yoga to convince the administration to let him use it.

by A11ornuthin February 26, 2014

redneck yoga

redneck yoga (noun):

1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.

2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.

1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"

by nicktherushnut March 3, 2014

Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball

hey your girl is such a human yoga ball

by Timperz August 9, 2016