Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

widget value

When trying to come up with a quick formula, the widget value is the basic quick number you can always plug in to the formula and the answer will be about right.

Our products range in price from $3.50 - $7.00 so if we want to estimate sales, let's just use a widget value of five bucks. If we sell 10,000 items, using our widget value of 5.00 that means we will have sales of $50,000.

by Phyllisolyn October 11, 2013

great value hoe

University girls who have group chats that constantly involve their personal sexual encounters, how they've cheated on their partners, and everything else penis craving sluts do!

My ex-girlfriend was a great value hoe, I saw messages on her group chat that she fucked my best friend in her roommates bed while I was in hers!

by Keeperoftingz March 6, 2017

mad value

Some shit people from New Jersey say to confuse the fuck outta people

"Wow you're mad value"

"Thanks but what does that mean?"

by A1.QB April 24, 2017

semenental value

Treasured or revered for its ability to fertilize the egg of a female, or in memory of said ability.

Lewis and Clark brought along a large muscular African-American fellow as one of their traveling-party on their expedition out West, and said chocolate-skinned behemoth proved to be of great semenental value to the group in many of the Native villages that they passed through --- wherever they stopped, multiple squaws would often literally line up to be impregnated by said husky and virile dude, in hopes of raising huge strong-bodied sons of their own from this "fresh blood" infusion.

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

demonetary value

How something appraisingly/financially stacks up in the devilish "root of all evil"-oriented mind of someone with merely dollar signs in his eyes.

Slavery put merely demonetary value on human life.

by QuacksO February 6, 2020

quarter value

In sniper lingo, a wind blowing at an angle of 15 degrees. (30 degrees is half value; 45 degrees is 3/4 value; and 90 degrees is full value)

The wind is at quarter value, push two clicks to the right.

by Oliver Säger September 11, 2020