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Twitterbation

Twitterbation (noun) An act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one's self that offer no apparent benefit to one's social status.
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.

Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation
"Have you been reading Greg's retweets lately? He's been blowing his @reply load all over the place!"
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."

Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.
by Twaction October 29, 2009
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Twister-reggie

(n.) A friendly relationship with someone that is based primarily on both people being part of a larger friend group with little to no one-on-one interaction.

This is based off the Nickelodeon show Rocket Power and the relationship between the characters Twister and Reggie. The four characters of the show (Twister, Reggie, Otto and Squid) all hung out together, and often each character was involved in one-on-one situations with each character. However, Twister and Reggie rarely interacted one-on-one and had a friendship that only existed because they were part of a larger group of friends.
I have a Twister-reggie with Jeff
by dylczar May 4, 2011
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Conservative twitter

Everyone switching to Parlor is moving to a “conservative Twitter” to openly discuss their pedophilia.
by Ginormous76 November 11, 2020
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twitterbitter

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.
I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.
by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009
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Canola Twister

An erotic game that requires the following
1 Gallon of Canola Oil
1 Twister Board
2-12 People

After everyone is comfortably naked, all are required to douse themselves in Canola Oil, and proceed to play twister naked and covered in oil. The game lasts untill the last person falls over, or the entire group starts an orgy. Different variations such as Peanut Twister, played with peanut oil, are equally as fun, but run the risk of an allergic reaction among participants. This is a great game to be played on days when school might be cancelled or closed early during a snowstorm.
John, Steve, and I went over to Tina's house with some other girls, and played a game of Canola Twister. The orgy started when John slipped on right-hand-red and plowed Tina's ass. A really fun night.
by MCtrack January 8, 2011
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Twitter Porn Massacre

July 23rd 2009. The day that all the porn accounts on twitter got removed and virtually every person on twitter lost 10-25% of their followers
I lost one hundred followers on twitter today. Damn the Twitter Porn Massacre!!
by SweetnessKurt July 24, 2009
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