tweet dream

Dreaming of being retweeted by a celebrity.

Oh man... last night I had a tweet dream in which Kim Kardashian retweeted a tweet of my own... what a wet dream!

by rperazag July 27, 2010

Tweeted

To be put down or embarassed by someone using Twitter. Usually said by someone who had nothing to do with the situation.

(Twitter post)
@james: Damn did you see that?
@micheal: Man that was brutal!
@John: Yeah @steve just got #tweeted, son!!!

by Gizmo24 August 25, 2011

tweet tard

Anyone who uses and abuses Twitter. Tweeting about anything and everything. Anyone who feels the need to update about every mundane act throughout the day from the waking up "good morning" tweet to the going to bed "good night" tweet and every shit they take inbetween.

Anyone that follows any celebrity extensively on twitter.

However, anyone who tweets to makes fun of tweet tards tweets would not be considered a tweet tard.

Dude, did you Sarah Palin's twiter about Death Panels? They are for real!

I can't believe you even follow her on twitter, she's such a tweet tard.

by x2daztimes3 September 4, 2009

robo-tweet

Automatic direct messages (DM's) used by Twitter users. Often used to send a DM to new followers, or as auto-replies when on vacation.

Ellen was all jazzed and shit to get a DM from THE_REAL_SHAQ, but it was just a robo-tweet.

by jt_urban January 12, 2009

tweet

a rolled-up strip of material inserted into the end of your spliff, usu. made from thin cardboard. this term originated in the town of sudbury (ontario, canada) sometime in the 1990s. no one knows where it came from or why it is used in this way, but everyone in this town knows what 'tweet' is, and cannot use the term outside of the bury.

"yo, got any tweet?"
"yo, the tweet fell out of the dube"

by patio lanterns February 24, 2008

golden tweet

A tweet with exactly 140 characters and proper spelling and grammar.

Holy shit; I just made a golden tweet!

by GuestD April 6, 2015

Tweet It

If someone says 'Tweet It' after another person has said a sentence then they must simply tweet the sentence they just said.

James Wells 'I suck cock' Adam davies 'Tweet it'. James would then have to tweet that he sucks cock

by bantermobile May 27, 2015