Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.

Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!

by NeONscENe September 05, 2018

Tug McGrawed

When a woman is knocked up by a professional athlete on a road trip

Maybe it is his kid. He could have Tug McGrawed her on his last road trip to Dallas.

by THE GILDED LADY June 15, 2018

Tug-a-chicken

When you meet another car going the wrong way on a one-way street - you must play a game of tug-a-chicken to gain dominance. The car that wins this extremely slow speed game of chicken determines the flow of traffic. The loser has to flip the traffic sign to show the new flow of traffic.

Oh snap, you just turned the wrong way down 2nd...buckle up, we're gonna have to play tug-a-chicken.

by its_lady_kc August 28, 2019

gusset tug

to masturbate with a pair of pants on your head

Where you been having a gusset tug

by Nashy Big P September 11, 2020

liner and tug

The phenomenon where at a party, the most attractive bird is invariably accompanied by her equally hideous mate.

Blimey! She's a beauty but oh my days, what the hell is that monstrosity?

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

Tug Job

Another name to call a blowjob or hand job

''hey girl give us a Tug Job!''

by sweet jesus March 08, 2006

tug of war

Two guy circle jerk.

irish1966 and jackrabbitslim love to play tug of war.

by elGuat December 28, 2007