Tomasz

You will never meet a more amazing person after you meet a Tomasz. Most, will become pilots. They will be handsome and charming. Always wanting to be compassionate and loving towards you. They are very dedicated while in a relationship and will stick around no matter how many things they have to put up with. They always have a life dream and will do anything to pursue it. You will never meet a more incredible person. xx

Steven: "Hey you want to go to a strip club tonight?"
Tomasz: "No thanks bro, I think I'm going to have a night at home with my girlfriend instead, she has had a long week at work.."

by girlsgonewild-xo April 8, 2013

Temasek Junior College

The perfect balance of neighbourhood school and elite school. Strong meme culture, most people ain't toxic but when there are toxic people, oh boy. Somehow, a large LGBT and independent artist population. Somewhat balanced (staff and students alike) racial background ratio.
Students of this institution (called 'TJCians') are university bound pupils fuelled with Passion, Purpose, Drive, Integrity and Compassion, the school's values. TJCians are generally more relaxed, but will have 'sad boi hours' nearing examinations, however still manage to promote to the next year anyways.

For College For Nation.

Located at 22 Bedok South Road, Singapore.

Karen: "Talk to me like you're an idiot!"
Me: "I'm sending our future child to Temasek Junior College"
Karen: "Perfect!"

by FailingChemUnderSuresh March 6, 2019

Thomas (the tank engine)

The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.

"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."

by NeonGamer69420 November 13, 2019

toast game

A game played where a group of guy is around a toast and have to jack off to cum on the toast. Then the last one to jizz on the piece of bread has to eat it.

We played the toast game last night, thank god I didn't have to eat that semen covered toast.

by blumpkin666 April 4, 2011

Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When you need to shit because you ate/drank too much dairy, and you can't spell 'Lactose Intolerant'

Fuck man, the toilets clogged 'cause I drank 2 gallons of milk and forgot I was Lack Toast and Taller Rent

by Bone Apple Tea August 30, 2016

roasted and toasted

A remark one can say after roasting someone and the individual roasted has no more comebacks.

The squad leader let down some serious roasts! That guy was roasted and toasted!

by Treecko666 March 29, 2016

Karl Thomas

Being of a plagaristic nature. To claim authorship (especially Copyright) of a work. Particularly applicable to a person who refutes the claim of plagarism in the face of undeniable evidence.

Adam: I totally made up Superman dude!

Steve: You seriously didn't man. You weren't even born when Superman was created!

Adam: I'm telling you, Superman was my idea!

Steve: You are such a f*cking Karl Thomas!

by Snoopy Kong February 19, 2010