Crimson Tide

In reference to the NCAA D-1 team in Tuscaloosa as well as Denzel Washington's insubordination in a submarine.

The Alabama Crimson Tide were upset against Clemson in the latest football title game but not as upset as was Gene Hackman was in regards to Denzel in the movie Crimson Tide.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Tide Pods

Some DELICIOUS food made by gordon ramsay and eaten all over the world

Man, I really want some Tide pods

by UndeadMorty February 7, 2018

Tide Rod

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.

Dave's wife had been complaining about his genital hygiene so he gave her the Tide Rod.

by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025

Crimson Tide

Squirting Period Blood. (Sorry Alabama Football)

He made be Squirt while I was bleeding and it was like a Crimson Tide!!!

by d3vilwitahal0 June 8, 2024

time and tide wait for no man

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.

"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Tide Pods

Something that teenagers eat for fun and post it on their Instagrams. They don't really eat it. They just bite them and spit them out

Tide Pods are gr8

by Trains Lol May 13, 2018

Tide Pods

Nutritious food found in supermarkets.

Marcus: Damn those are some good ass Tide Pods.

by OmaeWaMouShindeiruNoniSenpai January 18, 2018