parker hudson

One hell of a smart ass bitch that exposed me on Youtube

Hey imma be a parker hudson and roast him back for what I did by spending my whole weekend writing a disstrack

by PakerHudson December 04, 2017

Parker Workman

Parker is that kid that always asks if you are riding the bus. He has 2 brothers, one of them is *theoretically* bad at baseball.

Parker workman plays the ABC game

by ianboomer October 11, 2019

Pulling a parker

to hold the pipe until every one is quiet

Give me the damn pipe. your pulling a parker

by Dasmoney October 19, 2009

contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 06, 2013

Sanlam Parker

Sanlam Shukran Aafwan Laa MinFadlik Parker Aka, Apesex Sweat Boy. He has the nicest bum in Bosch and is chysing a girl that has put him in the friend zone

Holy crap! That guy is so sweaty at that game! Must be Sanlam Parker!

by Ghende August 24, 2021

parker rolls

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.

Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.

by Jhstolle June 30, 2018

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

by TimesAreToughMan April 19, 2020