A bitch ass, smelly ass, Mexican ass nigga who lives in Richmond and fucking fails at everything he does. Also his dick is the size of his pinky. He sucked off Craig.
by Cal Prep fucking sucks May 28, 2019
Get the Diego Torresmug. 
A bunch of random words strewn together to sound logical used in order to prove a point. Diego logic may also consist of just saying something along the lines of: "Because I feel like it..."
person1: Why are you throwing rocks at orphans?
Person2: Because I want to.
person1: Oh, Diego Logic.
Person2: Because I want to.
person1: Oh, Diego Logic.
by Diegoooooooo October 25, 2013
Get the diego logicmug. by Your boi username June 6, 2017
Get the diego contrerasmug. Diego is a great, honest guy. Some even say that Honest Abe coined his nickname after Diego, as Honest Diego. Diego tells it not just how he sees it, but how it IS. He's seen by his friends as never having lied before in his life, a feat that not many can claim. Diego has many stories, and has been through it all. With having a dad who takes selfies with burning houses, who has also been on government-ops, to being an EMS and resuscitating somebody back to life, to meeting random girls in Florida and being so attractive that the girls are willing to sleep with him on the first date, Diego has done it all. Although Diego is a respectful team player on his end, your significant other is never loyal when around him. Locals will say that their marriages have fallen apart due to their wives wanting to be added to Diego's over-so-growing body count.
It has been cited that the Boy Scouts of America honor Diego, paying homage to him by citing their Scout's Code after him (A scout will be trustworthy, loyal, helpful, courteous, kind, etc.). Many believe this was due to Diego having national coverage of him walking an old lady across the street, then suplexing her upon arrival. Diego also treats his significant others with the most kindness, loyalty, and trust.
Diego once landed a job working retail simply because he is not a pussy, an accomplishment many desire.
It has been cited that the Boy Scouts of America honor Diego, paying homage to him by citing their Scout's Code after him (A scout will be trustworthy, loyal, helpful, courteous, kind, etc.). Many believe this was due to Diego having national coverage of him walking an old lady across the street, then suplexing her upon arrival. Diego also treats his significant others with the most kindness, loyalty, and trust.
Diego once landed a job working retail simply because he is not a pussy, an accomplishment many desire.
My son just graduated as a Diego Scout- I mean Eagle Scout.
That boy is so trustworthy, he must hang around Diego Cordero.
I need a heart surgeon, I need a Diego.
That boy is so trustworthy, he must hang around Diego Cordero.
I need a heart surgeon, I need a Diego.
by Paul Wenis July 11, 2023
Get the Diego Corderomug. He is very attractive and outgoing. He's wild in bed. Loves to eat and binge with someone. He is very nice to people he likes, but can be very shady to people that he doesn't like.
by DicksOutForHarambe_:)) October 24, 2016
Get the Diego Rojasmug. Diego is the type of guy to do stupid things and end up dealing with the consequences. He struggles getting the girls he wants in life. Always ending up on the depressing side. Is also on the heavier side on the weight spectrum(means he is fat.) Also can be seen constantly wearing glasses and is usually 6ft or just tall in general. He is very gullible and easy to manipulate. Diego can be very sensitive due to his massive heart and tends to cry when threatened. He’s the type of guy to get punched in the face for a girl. Also has very close connections with family members especially cousins. Diegos should be greatly fear due to their massive weight can crunch a car. He loves eating fast food and is usually fond of captain America.
by Asialover103 June 21, 2021
Get the Diego Menjivaarmug.