dusty jacket

when you accidentally drop a condom on the floor and it gets all dirty.... but you use it anyway

"i dropped the condom as i opened it and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"

"i dropped the condom while opening it, and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"

by the dusty jacket guy March 02, 2015

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Neo Jacket

An awesome looking trench coat that gives you the ability to dodge bullets and see the matrix.

Nick: Dude! What is that?
Zach: It's my awesome neo jacket! Quick lets test it. SHOOT ME!

by niza jallen gressette October 17, 2009

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Green Jacket

A variation on a superman in which one ejaculates on ones partners back and then throws dollar bills on the ejaculate.

Named for the Green Jacket won at the Masters Golf Tournament at Augusta National.

I totally gave that stripper a green jacket last night.

by Mr. Tiger Woods September 09, 2010

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Yellow Jacket

When you piss on dog shit.

my dog and I made a yellow jacket in the front yard

by FlippidyFloppidyIAmProperty February 04, 2018

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Straight Jacketed

A term that is used when a homosexual person is surrounded on all sides by heterosexual persons in an intimate setting.

"So how did hanging out with your friends go last night?"

"It sucked, i was straight jacketed because my best friend and his girlfriend were on one side, and my other best friend was listening to his iPod on my other side while we were on the sofa watching a movie."

by Cardi March 03, 2007

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