Diego Torres

A bitch ass, smelly ass, Mexican ass nigga who lives in Richmond and fucking fails at everything he does. Also his dick is the size of his pinky. He sucked off Craig.

That nigga Diego Torres sucked off Craig in the bathroom!

by Cal Prep fucking sucks May 28, 2019

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diego logic

A bunch of random words strewn together to sound logical used in order to prove a point. Diego logic may also consist of just saying something along the lines of: "Because I feel like it..."

person1: Why are you throwing rocks at orphans?
Person2: Because I want to.
person1: Oh, Diego Logic.

by Diegoooooooo October 23, 2013

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Diego Rojas

He is very attractive and outgoing. He's wild in bed. Loves to eat and binge with someone. He is very nice to people he likes, but can be very shady to people that he doesn't like.

Oh my god look at that bitch!! It's Diego Rojas!! RIP

by DicksOutForHarambe_:)) October 24, 2016

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Sloppy Diego

A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.

So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.

The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.

by Abortionater December 31, 2017

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Diego+Chemistry

Diego is a nice person. He got his chemistry because he is the most agreeable person. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes. His personality is what matters, not his physical. If you meet a Diego one day, try to talk to him, you might have chemistry

I think I’m feeling some Chemistry with Diego, Diego+Chemistry.

by Hey It’s me, I a u r a ❤️ April 22, 2022

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