Tear gassed

When you are smoking a blunt/ joint,

when puffing said items, the smoke on the lit end abrasively hovers in and around your eyes thus temporarily causing teary eyes, stinging and/ or involuntary eye closing/ rubbing .

i had the blunt in my lips, i was reading and I tear gassed my self so badly, i had to close and rub my eyes to make the stinging and tears stop.

by SecretProverbs May 31, 2018

Dior Tears

it’s basically tears of joy

Jaden was crying Dior Tears..

by I Hit Different December 21, 2019

Tear cheek

to run so fast, in so that your ass-cheeks pound at such a rate that they tear each other up

"The jockeys were coming for me, so I needed to tear cheek to the principals office for safety like a little bitch"

by The weapon of Ass destruction January 21, 2015

kawaii tears

Tears that have been shed by a person who may not handle the cuteness of certain things such as couples or animals, and the list goes on.

Kawaii tears are dangerous and may trigger disasters such as tsunamis and earthquakes, unfortunately.

Shedding a kawaii tear will prove that the person/s or objects making them cry is/are simply, 2 kawaii for mere mortals.

Person 1: "That sloth is so lazy and adorbz, it's making me cry kawaii tears!"
Person 2: "Dude don't cry kawaii tears, you're gonna flood the whole city with your kawaii river."

by Tb mushroom November 16, 2013

Amber’s tear

Non-existing tear.

Miss Heard tried so hard to make a crying face, but there was only Amber’s tear on her face.

by Bossxi May 17, 2022

Ghost tears

Ghost tears are when you feel tears rolling down your face but there are none.

"Last night I felt ghost tears"

by Quill ✍︎ May 13, 2021

crocodile-tears

Crocodile-tears are something someone will do as they are faking their tears to put on a show and attract attention.

My grandma was fine until we walked in the crowd and started crying crocodile-tears.

by Abigail Oconnor September 23, 2020