stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016

Stuck-ass

It's Hawai'ian pidgin for "constipation".

Eh, you eat too many guava li' dat, bye'm-bye you get bad stuck-ass!

by LohPhat November 20, 2013

stuck on peen

stuck on peen means to not be able to explain something but it makes sense to you

hey don’t you remember that time that we did that thing that one weekend
“what the actual fuck do you mean?”
sorry i’m stuck on peen

by aspwifi May 28, 2019

Stuck Lip

When you awkwardly smile at someone just to realize you have stuck lip. The face a dog makes when it hasn’t had enough water and you physically have to pull it’s lip out from it’s teeth. Having such a dry mouth, that your lip folds itself over and sticks to your teeth. When you physically have to fish out your lip from your dry teeth.

Guy “can I buy you a drink”

Girl spins around “sure”

Guy “uhh I gotta....I gotta hit the bathroom”
Girl “omg I totally just got stuck lip”

Walking down the side walk and politely smiling at someone, just to have your smile not come back down. “Damn stuck lip”

by GamerQueen95 July 18, 2020

shtick n stuck

When your partner gives you a surprise blowjob with a mouthful of hot sauce and you swiftly make oral anal.

Contrary to logical, spicy causes endorphins to flood the bloodstream.
This endorphins rush makes the shtick n stuck the perfect centerpiece for most any event.
We recommend theaters, rollercoasters, trees, reunions, and first dates.

by Wright_Effnnow July 17, 2023

Stuck

Not going anywhere.

Cartman started blurting out more and more strange and personally revealing information after pretending to have Tourette's for a while. It was funny to him when he first started (though not to others who's lives he fucked with) but when he got stuck and couldn't stop due to his inherent lack of self-control, he could no longer repress his negative or revealing feelings, and along with his new found emotional honesty, people could see him for who he really was instead of the image he wanted them to see all the time.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

fire stuck

When a player in titanfall 2 throws a firestar at their own teammate.

This idiot just fire stuck me!

by Somelollipop November 30, 2017